The Bille Monster

Ever since mike, my husband, moved out on his own he has wanted a puppy of his own. after we got engaged last august, we decided that we would wait until i moved in, in april. we wanted to make it a part of our family, and if i didnt live there the puppy would get to know mike and by the time i moved in i would practically be a stranger…and i didnt want that! finally april came, the wedding happened, and we were ready to start our search for our furry little baby. it took us a while to agree on what breed we wanted, but once we did, we had our hearts set on an english bulldog. they fit us perfectly! they are known to be playful but still content with just lounging around…they are a nice medium size…and their funny little faces give you plenty to laugh at! on an unplanned stop at our local pet store i saw the most adorable little rolly pollie bulldog puppy. she was fat, wrinkley, and had a face you just wanted to kiss all day! mike was against holding her, “if we hold her we will want to buy her. we’re just looking,” is what he said. well it only took a few more minutes before he asked me if i wanted to hold her. he was right! we spent about 15 minutes in the room holding and playing with the clumsy little puppy when mike looked and me and asked, “you wanna buy her?” and the rest is history. we took her home that day and she has been a joyful little menace ever since. they were wrong about one thing…she doesnt like to lounge much…playing, eating, licking, and farting are among her favorite activities! so now i want to introduce you to our little bundle of joy…BILLIE!

she looks so grown up here…like a real bulldog! even though she is a real bulldog…she just looks different

look how proper she looks…who knew she was such a good actress!??

this is her favorite toy. we play a game called “hot dog” where i basically chase her and try to steal the hot dog from her…its a nice way to tire her out

“I got your hot dog!”

“Ok mom…SERIOUSLY! are you done yet?”

we think she might have some cow in her bloodline

how can you not smile when you see these teeth?

can you tell shes a daddys girl?

i guess she got bored of just sitting there…”ok time to play!”